Have you ever had one of those moments nearing the end of a long day where your stress levels were through the roof and you were sure that if one more thing went wrong you would completely lose it? Then right then in that moment some jerk near you cracks one of the dumbest jokes you've heard in years and instead of finally going off the deep end you suck in a huge puff of air and laugh so hard your stomach hurts. That's the kind of jokes you're about to read. They are simple and they are silly and they are absolutely guaranteed to make you laugh until you cry.
They're also infuriating.
I still laughed, though.
That boomerang is going to ruin your life.
This joke is actually true.
That's just standard fort policy.
It really is a shame.
Someone help me feel my feelings again, please?
He would be my hero.
Sucks to suck.
You'll laugh every time you hear this joke.
It fits the theme.