Have you ever attempted to date someone, but realized that they may or may not have some of ridiculous standards ever? Well, apparently, so have these women, as they have decided to showcase some hilarious moments that have happened to them while on the dating scene. Some of these tweets aren't actually referencing a date, but that's okay because it's hilarious anyway. Some may think that women aren't funny, but they clearly haven't seen these women before. Check out these 12 times women were completely hilarious about dating on Twitter!
Trying to flirt? I can help. I know all the best compliments. Like this one: "you have very healthy pink gums" That one is yours free.— Jess is Spooky (@jessokfine) October 16, 2016
I don't use social media or apps to date because I'm in my 30s and I prefer meeting men the old fashioned way: never.— Julieanne Smolinski (@BoobsRadley) June 17, 2016
honestly the assumption that you have to go on a date to have a handbag stuffed with breadsticks is very toxic & exlusionary to me— Gabby Noone (@twelveoclocke) August 6, 2015
First date— Elizabeth (@Elizasoul80) October 28, 2015
Him: What do you do?
Me [pulls out a Victoria's Secret catalog that I've clearly glued photos of my face into]
"I'm a model."
sat next to a guy on the subway who didn't manspread at all & just quietly read his book. best date ever— keely flaherty (@flahertykeely) August 25, 2015
DATING PROFILE: i want someone with the grim conviction of a detective solving the murder at the end of the episode but goofy too, ya know?— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) May 30, 2016
[first date]— molly (@MollySneed) April 17, 2015
I just love that you are a normal, cool girl.
*subtly slides macaroni art of your face back under my chair*
when u start dating someone the impulse is 2 show them ur best self. dont. turn up 2 that 1st date on fire. if u cant handle me on fire etc.— beth (@imteddybless) March 23, 2016
In relationships, I'm an old-fashioned kind of girl. When I'm having sex on the first date, I only do it by candlelight.— Megan Amram (@meganamram) August 24, 2011
Dating Tip: stare at your phone willing them to text you until your resentment grows to such a point that you never want to see them again!— ktkins (@voldemortsbicep) August 30, 2016
[first date]— 🔥 (@Sassafrantz) May 15, 2016
Him: You're amazing! I'm having a great time!
Me: I will fight you for the rest of this pizza.
5 Ways To Tell If You're Dating a Real Man— maura quint (@behindyourback) December 30, 2015
1 Is he strong
2 Is he soft
3 Is he agile
4 Does he leave hair on your bed
5 You're dating a cat