Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway? Why do we call anything by its name when there are such better ways to say things, and better names out there that live up to the idea of the product better? Well, we have a whole list of random things that need better names and we have found replacement names for these random things. It's kind of like a makeover but it's both amusing and functional. In fact, I propose that we all begin to use these new and improved names, whether they make us laugh or not.
1. Sparkle Carrot
Less deadly sounding than icicle.
2. Yeah, dude.
Boatercycle sounds legit.
3. Raw toast
Because nobody eats bread without toasting it anymore.
More like cereal water, because for most of us, that's all it ever is.
6. Never, ever pass up an opportunity to rhyme.
Why call it a stupid life jacket when we could enter rhyme time and call it a float coat?
7. This makes perfect sense
Why we haven't been doing this all along is a mystery.
8. Electric Hose
This would be easier to remember.
9. Ok, we're not sold on this one.
Flashlight seems a lot easier to say.
10. Mute Button, Mouth Cork
As long as it shuts them up.
More like suck sticks. HA!
12. Facial Tissue sounded dumb anyway
Sneeze paper is more appropriate
No, that's stupid. It's Earth Fur now.
14. Light as a feather?
It's a leaf. A bird leaf.