16 Really Dumb People Lucky to Still Be Here
We all know someone who gets by on their dumb luck. We don't know how they do it. They mess literally everything up all the time. They take dangerous chances. They're probably reckless drivers and stand on wobbly things to change light bulbs. How are they still here? How are they still functioning while I'm choking on mashed potatoes? These 16 people are prime examples of dumb luck. Getting by in life by some sort of cosmic miracle. I say this because if they're doing stuff like this then they are probably doing other things that are stupid and dangerous. It's amazing they've survived through some of this and each photo makes me cringe a little and wonder what disaster was not caught on camera after the funny photo was taken.
1. Do you want to lose a toe?
Because this is how you lose toes.
2. Who needs a ladder anyway?
This thing is tall and it has wheels. Score!
3. Well it's cute
But it has got to be dangerous.
4. Nope of the day:
Seriously WHY, my heart stopped for a few seconds watching this.
5. What goes up must come down.
Good luck with that, by the way.
6. Exhibit A
Do not ever skip the goggles.
7. Have fun with that.
I don't see it ending well.
8. What is that shirt made out of?
It's either indestructible or this is about to end horribly.
9. Well if the flammable gas won't kill him...
The cigarettes probably still will in the end.
10. What could POSSIBLY go wrong here?
Nothing, nothing at all. (Psst, that's totally sarcasm by the way.)
11. No. Just... no.
He's going to need to take the woodchips and form a peg leg if he keeps this up.
We don't need no stinkin' goggles.
13. Is this manufacture recommended?
I doubt it.
14. This makes me so uncomfortable
I can't look away.
15. You probably don't need all those fingers anyway.
At least we hope not, because you're probably going to lose at least one.
16. Wishful thinking
It won't take much for disaster to strike here.