Some parties can easily go out hand and turn into something straight out of a Hollywood movie, and that's mainly one of the consequences of the mass consumption of drugs and alcoholic beverages which can really play some tricks on your mind and compel you to do a couple things you'd never dare to do while sober. Nevertheless, all these crazy moments only make the party more fun and more memorable.
“Halloween party in college. We basically moved all the furniture out of the house and had just one big open space. Tons of people there. Living room was a dance floor with a DJ. Everyone is having a great time and then all of a sudden a man comes running into our house in a full KKK costume. Followed by, you guessed right, a group of black guys. The DJ turns off the music. My roommates and I have to jump in the situation. We split the guys up and the guy in the KKK costume rips off his mask and yells ‘I’m black, I’m black.’ He really was black. The angry group of black guys didn’t care about his skin color. We had to explain to them that we did not know this man. Neither did anyone at the party. We had to let the KKK guy out the back door and the black guys out the front. Not sure what happened after that. Thank god they did not murder this man in my house.”
“A horse just chilling in the kitchen of a high-rise apartment in Manhattan.”
“Does witnessing a random naked guy whacked out on drugs at a rave lying down on his back, bucking his hips up and down with his wang flapping about, whilst attempting to fist himself count as ridiculous? ‘Cause it looked pretty ridiculous to me.”
“Went to a St. Patrick’s Day frat party during undergrad. There was some jacked football player wearing a kilt and flashing everyone his green-painted balls. He would just run into a room, jump on a table and kinda wag it around a bit, then run to another room. It was funny because there were these patches of green on couches and chairs, so you knew where he had been sitting through the night. A little later we saw a girl come out of a bathroom and flash us a big green smile.”
“Went to a friends house party around 7 years ago. There were at least 100 people in a two up two down house…. most people in a room witnessing a girl attempting to fit a pretty big telescope in her pussy. It was messed-up.”
“So years ago, when I was 19/20, I was in a hardcore metal band. We rented a house where the entire band lived, and we partied like crazy, every weekend. Hell, we would randomly get drunk for the fuck of it. At one point, this dude Tom… man… poor Tom…He rolls up to the party in this car, rolls down the window of the red Toyota, and yells, “HEY! WHO WANTS TO GO JOYRIDING!?!?”‘ The guitarist of my band comes out and goes, “Dude, I wouldn’t go joyriding with you unless you stole a bus.” Two hours later, a bus pulls up, he opens the doors, ‘Now you wanna go joyriding?’”
“We were having a party at our house and one of the guests got a little out of hand. He started breaking beer bottles on the floor and dancing in the shards of glass in his bare feet. The dance floor cleared and a circle formed around him, watching as he began rolling around on the floor cutting himself on the glass. One of my housemates started yelling at him to get out and he turned to her and said, ‘Stop censoring my art!’”
“One of my friends turned up to a party in his original mini, something like this. He got completely wasted and didn’t want to drive home, so rather than take a taxi, he pushed his car the whole three-mile journey.”
“A girl shitting her pants. Nobody knew her really, she was just there, unleashing the dark bomb and left crying. Never saw her again.”
“Guy broke a door off its hinges while covered in blood. Then casually just walked off with it under his arm, without saying a word.”
“As the party was winding down, my friend was passed on the sofa. He suddenly got up making some grunting sounds. Proceeded to stumble right round the coffee table in front of him and back to the couch. He then pulled down his jeans and boxers and sat back down….The sound of runny turd squelching between his ass and that leather couch will haunt me for the rest of my life.”
“Once at a family party I saw two deaf men signing to each other, but at the same time getting much drunker. The signs just became slower and blurrier and the last I saw of them they were just hugging.”
“A party I threw back in college I went to take a piss, I found there was vomit on ceiling of my bathroom. Minutes later my TV was on fire.”
“This girl that was a friend of a friend that nobody else really knew was clearly on something and was pretty out of it. We are all sitting around having a good time, when out of nowhere this girl stands up, walks to the refrigerator, opens the crisper drawer (which had a couple bananas in it) pulls down her pants and proceeds to squat and piss in the crisper. Nobody stopped her when we saw what was going on because I think we were all in shock and couldn’t really believe this was actually happening. Other friend that was trying to get with her, tried to calm the situation by grabbing a banana that had just been pissed on and peels it and eats it to show there is nothing wrong with them. Later in the night that girl gave a blowie to a 3rd friend in the back yard.”
“I was at a party in college, sitting on the front porch sipping a beer, when someone was forcibly ejected, thrown down the steps onto the concrete. Dude was fine, dusted himself off, turned around and ran back in. Came out two minutes later, unaccosted, with a girl on arm. They calmly walked down the steps he was so recently thrown down, made a hard left into the bushes, and immediately went to bone-town. They thought three-foot-tall shrubs would hide them completely. I saw. Everyone on the porch saw. Everyone walking down the busy college-town street saw. The public safety officer arrived, asked the girl ‘you good?’ She says ‘oh fuck yes!’ He proceeds to let them finish, then asks them to stay put, calls the cops, both get arrested.”
“I was at my friend’s place, with maybe fifteen other people drinking, and at that time, the McRib was back. This one guy Rob had brought one with him and devoured it, probably in under 30 seconds. About ten minutes later, he went wide-eyed and began to regurgitate it. In one piece, roughly the same size and shape as the original McRib he had just eaten, but reconstituted out of McRib pulp pasted together with Busch Lite. It landed on his stomach and sat there for a second until someone went ‘…Hey! The McRib is back!’”
“In college I was at a huge house party on a Thursday night. My girlfriend claimed to have to study for a tough exam so I rolled out solo while she ‘stayed in.’ This party was pretty rambunctious and wild, with people scattered throughout the 2 floors and a roof/deck.
At one point in the party I notice that the bottom/main floor was emptying out and I hear a lot of noise on the roof. So I head upstairs to see what’s going on and all the guys and girls are hooting, hollering, cheering, etc so I get closer to get a peak at what they are cheering.
Across the street in the 3rd floor of an apartment building, slightly below our line of vision, there is a dude bending this girl over a bar stool type chair with her face near the window. It was dark out but there’s a small amount of background light in the room and because of the lighting of the streetlight we can all see pretty clearly. As I focus in further, I see that it’s my girlfriend getting her back blown out.
In a fit of drunken anger I throw a half can of beer across the street and amazingly hit near the window enough that they both look up and see their audience across the street. Then they both seem to scatter and everyone on the roof cheers loudly, with only 2 or 3 people I know closely realizing that it’s my girlfriend.
I storm downstairs and wait outside the apartment building, until she finally exits 20 minutes later. I doubt she saw me in the crowd on the roof but she quickly found out I saw or at least knew as I cursed her our for 5 minutes and stormed back to the party.
It was pretty awkward at the party when I returned (at least for half of the party who were sober enough to sort of realize what was going on) and proceeded to get drunker. Later that night I was approached by a decent looking girl who saw it all go down. And that kids, was the first time I ever received pity sex.”
“Girl getting finger-banged by a gay guy on the kitchen table while everyone was standing around, the weird thing was that no one seemed fazed by it they just saw it and continued on with the party.”