Do you love dogs? Of course, you do, that's why you're here. Well I do too, and that's how I know that those fluffy, bumbling, canines are the root of all humanities happiness, and we need to cherish them. Luckily most other humans know that too, and treat their dogs like kings and queens. They pamper them, buy them toys, take them on walks or long rides in the car, and just love all up on them all the time. That's how a dog's life should be!
While we get to treat them with the life of luxury, they also treat us by being so adorably fun and more often than not, a little bit stupid too (but that's why we love them!) So check out these tweets below and see crazy dog people in their best moments, or compare them with your craziest dog-loving act.
DATE: my eyes are up here— jomny sun (@jonnysun) June 15, 2017
ME: [imediately looking up from their dog] sorry
This guy got on the bus and just stared at me and Lulabelle on my lap for a solid 30 seconds then goes “are you allowed to have dogs on the bus” and I just shrugged thinking he was gonna give me shit or something but then he pulls out a chihuahua out of nowhere— alek🐌 (@mogvvai) November 14, 2017
friend: "hey let's go out tonight"— Cute Emergency (@CuteEmergency) January 14, 2018
me: "can't, I'm at my dog's birthday party" pic.twitter.com/CzpDFAm1xI
my dad has been telling me for years about various friendly encounters with Mike, another resident of his apartment building he really likes and i found out yesterday that Mike is a dog— monica heisey (@monicaheisey) December 13, 2017
I wrote a song about your dog it's called give him to me— Deirdre (@figgled) July 4, 2016
made a virtual reality game where you pet a dog. thats it thats the whole game pic.twitter.com/YqBbtRFBiA— m'anny404 (@mannynotfound) June 28, 2017
[makes a little voodoo doll of my neighbor's dog and pets it]— Cat Damon (@CornOnTheGoblin) December 10, 2017
me: any historical figure?— dan mentos (@DanMentos) November 18, 2017
wizard: that’s right
[later at dinner]
Beethoven: you seem disappointed
me: *hiding dog treats* it’s fine
I unconsciously smile at people's dogs as they walk them down the street. Recently I smiled at a man's dog as I was lost in thought and he said, "Bitch smiles at a dog but won't look me in the eye." A DOG WOULD NEVER SPEAK TO ME LIKE THAT, THAT'S WHY.— Louise Hung (@LouiseHung1) December 19, 2017
my dad had the dog sit up front while me and my mom and brother sit in the back pic.twitter.com/rEVknWw3Rp— emily (@spaghemily) March 21, 2016
every morning I ask the dog "the usual?" before pouring her food into her bowl & neither of us thinks it's funny but that's showbiz baby— dalton day (@lilghosthands) September 10, 2017
this picture is supposed to be a meme but honestly this dog looks so sad who are the people flipping him off I'm tryna fight all of them pic.twitter.com/Pc9QQ1m1qP— nathan zed 🥀 (@NathanZed) January 12, 2017
fireman: ok so we extinguished the house fire— kurtis conner (@kurtisconner) January 30, 2016
me: did u bring the Dalmatian
fireman: what? we just saved your life
me: where's the dog
Interviewer: u worked in sales before?— David Hughes (@david8hughes) May 1, 2017
Interviewer: what's your background?
Me [gets phone out]: picture of my dog eating spaghetti
"can i see ur phone"— jomny sun (@jonnysun) February 10, 2015
uh ok one sec pic.twitter.com/fYzpjoSk8n
[1st date]— Lazy dog (@LaziestCanine) October 22, 2015
Maybe next time i could meet your dog
Your dog is so cool
Do u mind if me & your dog hung out without you
I'M AT THIS PUMPKIN PATCH IN CULVER CITY AND THIS GUY IS TRULY HAVING A FULL ON PHOTOSHOOT WITH HIS DOG pic.twitter.com/JNXABZ7HaV— Victoria Aycock (@victoriaaycock) October 16, 2016
"Bro check out that DILP."— Mike Primavera (@primawesome) August 23, 2014
"Where? Wait what's a DILP?"
"Dog I'd Like to Pet."
yeah i love BDSM,— hell baby (@cyberbabe1998) August 18, 2015
I saw the most beautiful baby on the tube earlier pic.twitter.com/jAyorPaibv— Ethan Harvey (@ethanharv) June 9, 2017