FUNNY

These Husbands And Boyfriends Are Confused As Hell When It Comes To Everyday Things

by Elzaan Van der merwe

Having a male as your partner for life or even your friend can be challenging for us ladies. We need to walk all over after them to pick up whatever item they threw on the floor, feed them more than once a day, help them find items that are right in front of them and many more excruciating tasks that we most of the time don't have the time for. 

But we do it anyway because I mean what would a man be without us to keep them alive and tidy? 

Take a look at the following posts about husbands and boyfriends that said the stupidest stuff that made their partners extremely confused and irritated at the same time. 

Dark white you say?

Or might it be grey? I think we need an optometrist up in here.

 Dark white you say?
via: Tumblr

There is no way in hell

If you break an oven in five minutes of cooking you should be locked in a bubble.

 There is no way in hell
via: Twitter

Those are not blueberries

Maybe black ones yes.
 Those are not blueberries
via: Twitter

No sharing no caring

Get rid of him as soon as possible.
 No sharing no caring
via: Twitter

The math genius

Will 10% eat all your food

 The math genius
via: Tumblr

He had one job

To buy 6 potatoes and the last one had to be small to balance it all out.
 He had one job
via: Twitter

Don't scare your wife like that

You will get murdered if you do that.
 Don't scare your wife like that
via: Twitter

Homemade dish anyone?

Congratulations on "making" this delicious dish for us.

 Homemade dish anyone?
via: Reddit

How can they not find it?

Everything is before their eyes, but yet they will still call you to find it.
 How can they not find it?
via: Twitter

There is no torturing involved

He just likes to sing and scream heavy metal songs at the top of his lungs in the shower.
 There is no torturing involved
via: Tumblr

You are good my friend!

She wants whatever so give it to her.
 You are good my friend!
via: Reddit

That is not what a George Foremann grill is for!

Some-body please buy him a waffle maker.

 That is not what a George Foremann grill is for!
via: Imgur

Extremely terrifying sleep arrangements

I would have my one room if I was her.
 Extremely terrifying sleep arrangements
via: Tumblr

I will just put it over here

This is a perfect example of a husbands logic.
 I will just put it over here
via: Twitter

Is it a Texas longhorn?

He asked his gynaecologist.
 Is it a Texas longhorn?
via: Reddit

From lipstick to dragon eggs

I actually love this one. This is good!
 From lipstick to dragon eggs

You bought your dog jeans?

This is ludicrous! Keep the money away from him.

 You bought your dog jeans?
via: Twitter

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