Grandmas have had a notorious reputation for being the sweetest part of life for probably as far back as you can remember. Cookies, candy, cuddles, and no bedtimes! That's what Grandmas were made for, right? So what happens when Grandma is full of fire and spunk? Well, you need ointment for her burns, of course, because they sting. She's got a few decades more of biting insults than you'll ever have and quite frankly, it's hilarious.
Step back, folks, these grannies aren't crocheting you new mittens and socks, they're probably taking swigs of Jack Daniels and riding motorcycles into the sunrise.
And how to throw shade, too.
Every family has a child like this, to be fair.
You must be a loser if your Grandma thinks you're never getting laid, bro.