FUNNY

Hilarious Old School Insults People Secretly Wish Would Make A Comeback

by Ayoub Mask

Insults are a crucial part of life, they're very important and can be used pretty much in any situation at all. Just like everything else in this world, insults are also constantly evolving but that doesn't necessarily mean that they're becoming better than before, which makes us really miss some old school insults. 

Witnessing someone getting roasted is way funnier than actually being part of the roast, which is why these people were able to enjoy those roast sessions and considered those insults hilarious. We desperately hope that some of these insults would make a come back simply because classics never get old.

1. Ouch, that's just too evil

“You look like 10 pounds of sh*t in a five pound sack.”

2. That's pretty clever

“I wish people still said “You forget yourself” as a response to a comment someone made. It’s like a more proper “How dare you” with the implication that you are beneath them and should remember your place”

3. We're all muppets

“A roommate once referred to an idiotic person she knew as “a muppet.” It was strangely endearing and oh-so-slightly savage that I’ve used it since but would love to live in a world where we could freely call each other muppets.”

4. I fell in love with my fella the first time we used this word spontaneously

“nincompoop”

5. I miss that

“Calling someone a Spaz. I miss that.”

6. An oldie but a goodie

“I bite my thumb.”

7. Mcdamn

“You six piece chicken mcnobody.”

8. Such a funny word

“Doofus.”

9. It's multi-functional

“Your face” Eg “that shirt looks mental” “your face looks mental” “dude that doesn’t make any sense” “your face doesn’t make any sense”

10. Confusing but meaningful

“Go take a long walk off a short peir.”

11. Ouch...

“You’re not invited to my birthday party”

12. That's quite long

“You lewd, crude, rude, bag of pre-chewed food dude.”

13. Pretty much

“Up your nose with a rubber hose. Basically any insult from Welcome Back, Kotter.”

14. What?

“Ragamuffin.”

15. One of my favorites

“Eat sh*t and die.”

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