If you're like me and you find yourself constantly scrolling through your Facebook or Twitter feed, then you're probably aware that there's a lot of people out there who know how to bring laughter to our days (without even trying).
Let's face it, the internet is a funny place and I don't even think I can count how many times in a day that I read or see something funny. For those of you who are in need of a good laugh, we have come up with a list of 27 hilarious tweets that are currently making their way through Twitter feeds across the world and they're so funny, that they deserve like a million more retweets.
i thought this lady was fuckin staring at me for 5 minutes till i realized it was a magazine pic.twitter.com/eb0gLWvf6i— vince (@VlNCHY) January 7, 2018
When my youngest brother was little he was being bullied and went to my parents for help. They told him “Sticks and stones may break my bones” they then asked him to finish the phrase and he said “but chains and whips excite me” he seriously thought that was he second part.— Max (@maxpalumbo5) January 3, 2018
Sometimes I just look at pictures of the earth from space and I marvel at how beautiful it all is. pic.twitter.com/XccahnyeMA— Broke Jack Donaghy (@nhwelch) January 24, 2018
"your order has been shipped"— ✨ sad boy 🌹 (@lildzaddy) January 3, 2018
How much spinach I start cooking vs how much I end up with. pic.twitter.com/DWmWEKQFkm— Simply TC (Not From Concentrate) (@BienSur_JeTaime) January 5, 2018
canceling plans is ok. staying home to cook is ok. disappearing for a bit to get your life together is ok. resurfacing in a foreign country with a new name 10 years later is ok. it's called self care— Kevin Farzad (@KevinFarzad) January 13, 2018
Saw my ex working at McDonalds and she spit in my drink, acting like I'd be disgusted LMAOOO bitch I ate your ass this aint nothing bon appetite— edwin (@EdwinBound) January 3, 2018
Working on my five year plan:— Frankie Zelnick (@phranqueigh) January 5, 2018
5. And then they'll all be sorry.
Pausing my music on the train to listen to a fight pic.twitter.com/6qXiKLNzLV— Austin. (@shookshack) January 6, 2018
I— ivan 🍍 (@lomelii32) January 3, 2018
but you were
My new thing is finding birds that look like they are twice divorced pic.twitter.com/IYKmIplUFv— Cheish (@TheCheish) January 21, 2018
LMFAO my dad is going through his bank statements and goes “what’s U-L-T-A? $275 ? Is that utilities?” And my mom goes “ yeah I payed the bills “ and he said thank you. Lmao I AM SCREAMING— ❀ (@trishaaaayyye) January 2, 2018
me: thank you for that glass of milk earlier— Kal (@captainkalvis) January 12, 2018
sperm bank employee: what glass of milk
me: the glass of milk that was sitting on your desk
sperm bank employee: oh my god
sperm bank employee: you drank my glass of milk
Fuck this app pic.twitter.com/kJJWaf8oV0— Biniam Bizuneh (@biniambiz) January 13, 2018
someone: you don’t have to apologize for everything, you’re good— k (@pugmom4evr) January 17, 2018
me: oh ok......ˢᵒʳʳʸ
My boyfriend: *leaves the room*— Josh Hall (@joshwillhall) January 28, 2018
The fbi agent in my webcam: No I totally see what you mean.
Me: right? He's weird today. How's your husband?
FBI agent: he wants us to open our marriage
Me: that's rough janet.
So my little cousin is starting taekwondo and.. pic.twitter.com/l6pGGv2vA3— anita (@anasalenetri) January 3, 2018
me when someone tries to get to know me pic.twitter.com/HyrAcHhnzv— soft lesbian™ (@mijukusdreamer) January 23, 2018
My grandma ain’t give nobody time to wake up good and brush they teeth this morning pic.twitter.com/28ld3tZPhV— Dae (@dae_gore) January 23, 2018
Millennials get a lot of shit but the baby boomers are all addicted to pain pills and generation z is eating tide pods for likes on instagram so I think we are actually doing pretty good— ᴠɪɴᴄᴇɴᴛ (@vinnycrack) January 25, 2018
Me when y'all applaud men for doing the bare minimum: pic.twitter.com/JdmBI8Ai86— yami thot (@starcrossedlovr) January 29, 2018