Christmas is right around the corner which is the perfect opportunity to crack a couple of jokes about it. The word Christmas has so much baggage attached to it that whenever you hear it, a myriad of things pop into your head, like cliqués, weird memories, and of course the weird things people do each Christmas.
So instead of crying about the uninteresting parts of Christmas, these people decided to joke about them on Twitter, and since each person has a different experience when it comes to these things, the Tweets below ended having so many different plots and hilarious jokes in them.
got tired of writing "From Santa" on all my mom's christmas gifts so I decided to make them from other things that don't actually exist pic.twitter.com/cUL0S02hvz— javeeds (@hannahjavidi) December 25, 2016
for the 7th year in a row, Rick Astley refuses to give his wife her favorite Pixar movie for Christmas— dan mentos (@DanMentos) December 1, 2015
"I don't want a lot for Christmas."— Sacha Fernando (@sacha_is_good) December 14, 2014
"All I want for Christmas is you."
EXACTLY WHAT DOES THAT DO FOR MY SELF-CONFIDENCE, MARIAH.
It doesn't feel like I'm truly home for the holidays until I've taken my parents' phones and said "Here let me show you" at least 25 times.— Ari Scott (@ariscott) December 19, 2016
Have yourself a merry little christmas sounds pretty condescending— kid block (@senderblock23) December 11, 2014
Current Christmas financial situation pic.twitter.com/to7ei44Ovd— UNILAD (@UNILAD) December 17, 2016
"Um wow okay"— hannah (@TribalSpaceCat) December 14, 2014
-all of Santa's other reindeer
Don we now our gay apparel pic.twitter.com/x1PEMKYoFD— Renek the halls with bits of Nasus (fa la la la la (@RenektonBot) November 6, 2016
if you like christmas so much why don't you merry it— FRO VO (@fro_vo) December 23, 2013
My cat forgets what a Christmas tree is every year and it's wonderful pic.twitter.com/LlY3lx5BnJ— August J. Pollak (@AugustJPollak) December 2, 2016
Cashier: do you want cash back?— Dani Fernandez (@msdanifernandez) March 29, 2015
Me: I mean who wouldn't. There's ring of fire, I walk the line. Let's not forget his christmas album
put christ back in christmas and put the god damn southwest chicken melt back on the $5 footlong menu— EVERETT BYRAM (@rad_milk) December 8, 2014
theres a war on christmas? come on... why cant they just do it the day after christmas— Mike F (@mikefossey) December 1, 2015
🎶oh Christmas tree, oh christmas tree🎶— your favorite president (me) (@pharmasean) December 21, 2014
Christmas tree: I have a boyfriend
If I don't see two minivans lock reindeer antlers for a Target parking space, what are the holidays even about?— Elizabeth Hackett (@LizHackett) December 15, 2016