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10+ Jokes You'll Only Get If You Eat Junk Food Constantly

by Mikayla

Do you ever sit on your bed, in the darkness of your room and scroll through an Instagram feed of super fit models, wishing you looked like them? Those people and all their posed photos, showing off in the gym or tugging at your tummy with all of their tasty looking recipes and food prep. Man, life seems great for them, right

Do you find that as much as you scroll and wish that was you with all of those likes, sitting wrapped up in a blanket taco munching back chips, chocolate, and your favorite meal from McDonald's makes you far happier than any salad could? Because Same.

So if you're that person that smiles when you see your fries coming, or will always choose nuggets over kale, you'll love these jokes, made just for you. 

Cheat Days:

 Cheat Days:
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Me Too...

 Me Too...
via: Twitter

That's The Tastiest Looking Snake Ever

 That's The Tastiest Looking Snake Ever
via: Twitter

You Eat It For The Love

 You Eat It For The Love
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So?

 So?
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This Thanksgiving I'm Thankful For...

 This Thanksgiving I'm Thankful For...
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Eat Something Green OCCASIONALLY PLEASE

 Eat Something Green OCCASIONALLY PLEASE
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That Could Be A Pie

 That Could Be A Pie
via: Twitter

But It Was Fruit Flavoured... I Think

 But It Was Fruit Flavoured... I Think
via: Twitter

This Is What Heaven Looks Like!

 This Is What Heaven Looks Like!
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Calories Don't Count When It's Ranch

 Calories Don't Count When It's Ranch

Please Don't Touch My Drinking Cheese...

 Please Don't Touch My Drinking Cheese...
via: Twitter

There's Salad In That Though, Right?

 There's Salad In That Though, Right?
via: Twitter

It Calls My Soul!

 It Calls My Soul!
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I'm About To Throw A B.F.

 I'm About To Throw A B.F.
via: Twitter

Be Safe My Love!

 Be Safe My Love!

NUMBER 17 PLEASE

 NUMBER 17 PLEASE
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... Sure...

 ... Sure...
via: Twitter

I Mean Sure.

 I Mean Sure.
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I. Am. A. GODDESS

 I. Am. A. GODDESS
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