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10+ Hilarious Tumblr Posts About Being An Unemployed College Graduate That Are Painfully Accurate

10+ Hilarious Tumblr Posts About Being An Unemployed College Graduate That Are Painfully Accurate

Graduating college is a monumental time in an individual's life. It is the culmination of years of hard work, something that some people began preparing for in high school! Alas, in recent years we have all come to realize that graduating college is just a step in life and the next step... getting a sweet job with that fancy degree... it's not as easy as we were made to believe. 

Degree-carrying college graduates all over the country are working in fast food or crashing on their parents' couch while they apply relentlessly for a job after job trying to move on to that next step in life. Some jobs are even more difficult, expecting applicants to have both years of experience and a degree, neither of which seem possible without the sort of jobs people are applying for. It's a conundrum indeed with all these college graduates not having jobs but instead of wallowing in depression over it many have taken to Tumblr to have a good chuckle over it, creating and sharing some seriously relatable posts that are clever, witty, and painfully accurate.

Sometimes the best thing you can do when you're frustrated with not having a job is just laugh. So go on, you earned these chuckles.

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Accurate ASF

Why don't jobs drop down out of the sky?

http://postgradnej.tumblr.com/post/62429270996/after-graduating-from-college

"Please hire me."

Nothing says "please hire me" like bad decisions and over-eating.

http://relatable-mentalillness-feels.tumblr.com/post/142848869161/me-at-a-job-interview

Alternative goals

It's not all bad.

http://unemployedcollegegrad.tumblr.com/post/108297286942/when-i-give-up-on-trying-to-find-a-job
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Not great at all.

http://sharingpostgrad.tumblr.com/post/121151263339/so-hows-the-job-search-going

Don't judge us.

You don't understand what it's like.

http://reasonswhyidonthaveajob.tumblr.com/post/55557181606/when-i-realize-how-long-ive-gone-without-a-job

It's not as cool as you'd think.

http://reasonswhyidonthaveajob.tumblr.com/post/55105643627/when-i-dont-hear-back-after-filling-out-lots-of
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Anything, ANYTHING

AKA, "please hire me so my parents will stop pestering me."

http://reasonswhyidonthaveajob.tumblr.com/post/56259499769/when-im-asked-what-kind-of-job-i-want

I'm all grown up.

http://starrybucky.tumblr.com/post/148749049018/job-application-describe-your-most-recent

Grads be like...

"Can I pay with pocket lint?"

http://postgradnej.tumblr.com/post/64337460537/when-i-get-an-email-from-my-alma-mater-asking-me

Does this answer your question?

https://bitchycode.tumblr.com/post/147396679738

There are useful skills to be ontained watching Netflix!

We can't prove it per say but we're sure of it.

http://millenniills.tumblr.com/post/115527338160/tell-me-about-yourself

Exasperated Sigh

"I. GIVE. UP." Such tomfoolery.

http://candidkiki.tumblr.com/post/151217133653/searching-for-a-job

"I like to eat."

http://sharingpostgrad.tumblr.com/post/117724390798/when-they-ask-why-you-want-the-job

Speechless!

I bet you never thought you could relate to one of these little guys.

http://bainwen.tumblr.com/post/112366477655/this-may-be-me-in-job-interviews-i-never-thought

Not a celebration.

http://sharingpostgrad.tumblr.com/post/116344355592/graduation-day

This works.

I mean, maybe this small bit of encouragement will go somewhere special!

http://weather.tumblr.com/post/148103071943

These stupid people...

http://jobhuntingproblems.tumblr.com/post/60156113874/when-someone-says-finding-a-good-job-is-easy

Eye of the Tiger

http://phdstudents.tumblr.com/post/145908875573/when-a-job-finally-opens-up-in-our-field

Michael Scott had good ideas.

This one is my favorite idea, though.

http://reasonswhyidonthaveajob.tumblr.com/post/58073333915/after-3-months-of-unemployment

Tough competition

Sorry pal, can't risk them hiring you over me. I've been job hunting for 3 years.

http://teachinginreallife.tumblr.com/post/94757708845/when-i-go-to-a-job-interview-and-have-to-sit

Never gonna catch it!

Painful.

http://unemployedcollegegrad.tumblr.com/post/108749645852/hunting-for-a-job-like

What a cheeky concept!

Seriously, who the heck is out there getting these jobs?

https://halfprincesshalfgoddess.tumblr.com/post/88661362924

What a brilliant idea, applying for jobs...

It's like they think you haven't thought of that concept yet.

http://howiseegradschool.tumblr.com/post/151704408949/when-someone-keeps-asking-if-i-started-applying-to

Whose looking for a job not at the Krusty Krab?

Spongebob after college.

https://trendingcurrentevents.tumblr.com/post/145210284287

Tina Belcher, ladies and gentlemen.

She's so relatable.

http://unemployedcollegegrad.tumblr.com/post/109802129257/when-i-get-rejection-after-rejection-in-my-inbox

I need the money things!

And apparently I need the money things for everything that isn't a money things.

http://blackoutcontessa.tumblr.com/post/86557579988/why-should-we-hire-you

So. Much. Waiting.

http://leslieexplainsitall.tumblr.com/post/113846456331/waiting-to-hear-back-from-a-job

This moment brought to you by: Imagination

You don't have a job, remember?

http://graduetteblog.tumblr.com/post/49907031503/why-post-collegiate-life-blows

Sit and wait...

Go get drunk.

http://reasonswhyidonthaveajob.tumblr.com/post/56373651887/when-there-are-no-job-openings-left-to-apply-for

Super professional!

Facebook loves you whether you have a job or not.

http://loveandotherfailures-blog-blog.tumblr.com/post/12443480171/im-changing-my-facebook-information-to-list-my

Optimism!

It's a beautiful tool.

http://reasonswhyidonthaveajob.tumblr.com/post/57813292591/perks-of-unemployment

You know it's bad when you relate to fish.

Finding Nemo 3: Jobless and applying for food stamps

http://reasonswhyidonthaveajob.tumblr.com/post/56366649851/when-i-graduated-without-a-job

GOALS

At least we have some goals. Some people don't even have that.

http://perpetuatehappiness.tumblr.com/post/132158764071/when-my-family-asks-me-what-i-plan-to-do-after

...About everything.

https://helloswitty.tumblr.com/post/142764474885/1-min-into-my-job-interview

Seriously, just be proud of the hand you've been dealt.

Me, I'm the hand you've been dealt!

http://reasonswhyidonthaveajob.tumblr.com/post/55027312882/when-my-parents-say-i-need-a-job-asap

Taxi for grandma: High school graduate left stunned when grandma surprises her pretending to be taxi driver before ceremony

College graduate draws a crowd, proposes to girlfriend

Adrian and his fraternity brothers started stepping after graduation. Then he surprised his girlfriend and everyone around them when he proposed to her.

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