10+ Girls Who Dropped The Most Obvious Hints That Just Went Unnoticed By Guys

by Ayoub Mask

Dropping hits is pretty much the safest way to approach anything in life. If the person notices the hint and decides to do something about it then it's your lucky day, but if they decide to ignore it, then you will just have to assume that they didn't get it and that way no one gets to go through the pain of rejection and feeling unwanted. But sometimes, when you want something really badly, you feel the need to keep dropping hits until the other person finally decides to either turn the offer down or accept it.

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1. He googled it instead of testing it on me 

One time I was texting my bf and told him that I bought a vibrator for the nights he was away at work or something rather. his exact response was, "oh cool, what colour?" I sent him a pic of it and he replied with "can you put it up your butt too?". I sent him a text replying, "come over and find out" and he replied two minutes later, "nevermind, I just Googled it"

2. How can anyone be this dumb

Me: so you're saying, if i like this guy,i should just be straightforward and ask him out?

Him: ya

Me: ok, do you want to go out with me this Friday?

Him: ya, just like that, it was perfect.


3. He didn’t want to ruin it either 

My then-not-boyfriend and I were waiting at the train station on my train home; he would leave with the bus after it arrived. My train came and I thought 'fuck it' and kissed my then-not-boyfriend on the mouth. Immediately after, I jumped on the train, on which the doors then closed. I didn't see his reaction nor felt it so I sat pretty anxious on the train, thinking I ruined itall. About 5 minutes later, I got a text saying:

'That was meant as a friends kiss, right?'

4.He didn’t even notice me

Last summer I was doing my best to seduce who is my current

boyfriend. We were going swimming at a friend's house, and while they were
changing into their bathing suits in the house, me and him make our way to the

I take advantage of this moment to strip in front of him, as
sensual as possible. (Bathing suit was underneath my clothes.)

He runs past me, full sprint, and cannonballs into the pool.

5. He was ‘supposedly’ being a gentleman

Halloween morning 2014, he knocked on my
door to drive me to work. We had been friends for a month and he wouldn't make
a move, so I answered the door in a T-shirt and cat ears and absolutely nothing
else; that bastard walked right past me and looked for coffee in the kitchen.

We've been married 10 months now 🙂

He claims he totally knew my intentions but knew being a
gentleman would get him farther, I say he's full of it.

Holy crud-nuggets! This is my top comment ever, thanks internet

6. I made it way easier for him

I was dating a guy who told me upfront that he was terrible
at picking up the signs that someone liked him, was flirting, etc. So on our
third (?) date, we planned that he would stay the night at my place. I thought
that was pretty obvious, but just to make sure, I put a bunch of condoms on a
platter on the bed, with notes all around it, pointing to the platter that said
"This is a sign!" He thought it was hilarious. We had sex. It was

7. Matt is gay dude

Back in college, my now s/o of 4 years
would walk me home from class at night. Mustered up the courage to ask him to
"come upstairs and have some wine with me". Hard no. Ok, he's not
into it.

Two months later, he invites me and my friends to a party. He's
blackout drunk when we show up, and tells my friend that he's in love with me
and got wasted cuz he was nervous about seeing me. She convinces him to tell me
(knowing I was also into him).

Curveball: Told me that he was really into me, but didn't want
to mess up my relationship. Uhrm.. what relationship? Ya know, that guy from
our class that you always talk to and giggle with. Uh.. Matt? As in Matt with
the boyfriend, Matt? ........Oh, well that strangely explains a lot.

8. He declined my offer

I told him he could come home with me
after the movie and show me a move we saw during a sex scene. He didn't go home
with me. I don't think it was because he found me unattractive, but I can't be
sure anymore

edit: in response to many commenters, the movie was one of the latest James Bond flicks where he sneaks onto the enemy boat and manages to sex up the lady in the shower on the way. I also wouldn't have dared say something so bold if this wasn't our fourth date and we'd already progressed to making out during that movie. I thought it was the logical last step, but he just kissed me goodbye.

9. I teased him but nothing

When me and my fiance were in high school we were "best
friends", which of course meant I was too big of a chicken to tell him how
I really felt. Well, my move was to always take the seat in front of him and
purposely have my thong showing while we had lectures. This went on for all the
classes we had together, and we had a lot. I finally had to confess how I felt
to him before he left our home town for college after three years of this game.
It turns out he was a chicken too. He said those four years were the biggest
tease imaginable, it's hilarious to talk about now.

10. I realized that I have a very underdeveloped mind

*Sighs* So I've actually had sex with a girl before realizing she was actually into me.

She knocks on my dorm room door wearing a miniskirt and carrying
a chocolate cake (a whole chocolate cake) and says she just baked it and was
wondering if I'd like to try some. I tell her that I'm not a big fan of
chocolate (crushing her) but was intelligent enough to add that I'd like try it
anyway. We set the cake aside. I invite her in and she asks what I'm up to.

I tell her the truth, that I was about to start watching V for Vendetta, and she squeals that she loves that movie and asks if she can watch it with me. We lay down on my unfolded futon and start watching it together under a blanket (this was in the dead of Boston winter).

We're watching the movie and
she starts making all these comments about Hugo Weaving. "I love Hugo
Weaving so much." "God, Hugo Weaving is so hot." "Man, Hugo
Weaving makes me so horny." And all this time I'm like "yeah he's a
great actor I loved him in the Matrix"

Maybe 20 minutes pass by and all of a sudden I feel her rubbing
up against me and she's, well, touching herself. "Sorry, I hope you don't
mind, I just got really horny and couldn't help myself." And here I am
thinking I'm the luckiest dope in the world and I'm so glad I picked a movie
that had Hugo Weaving in it. Of course I say something like "oh, uh,
that's OK. I understand. I have actresses that really do that for me,
too." And I do absolutely nothing because I still don't get that she's
coming onto me.

Another ten minutes of this pass before she just turns to me and
asks "Can I suck your dick?"

And my mind-- my very underdeveloped pathetic mind-- my very
first thoughts were "Hugo Weaving is such a great wingman" and
"Damn talk about being in the right place at the right time." It took
me another year before I realized it was all a ruse to get to me and I could
have been watching any damn movie at all the whole time with more or less the
same result.

11. That’s not what’s you’re supposed to say dude

This girl was sitting with our group of boys and saying
"if I was to get with one of you, it would be you [my name]" And I
was just like "Ah thanks very much, very kind of you to say that"

12. Well that was weird

Hitting on my now boyfriend of three years. I was
complimenting him on how handsome he was and how he had beautiful eyes. I
wanted a closer view of them so he texted me this creepy ass shot of his
eyeball with his eye as widely opened as possible. He legitimately thought
that's what I wanted. After our first date, I immediately started talking about
potential future dates and how much fun I had with him. I stayed out so late
that I missed my friends party. However, because I didn't hug him properly and
asked to split the cost of the meal, he thought I wasn't actually interested.

13. She send me a video hint

When my gf and I first started talking
she kept leaving hints saying if I wanted to come in for a night cap or if I
was too tired to drive, I could stay the night and share the bed. But since I
wake up at 4 am for work I told her I was pretty tired and I think I'm gonna go
home and it's not that far of a drive. When I arrived home, i found this link
from her

14. How can you not get that dude

I was laying down on a bench with my head in his lap talking
about our previous /experiences/ (this was high school) and he told me he had
never had a bj before. I told him, with my head in his crotch, that I could
blow his mind. Nothing. Crickets.

EDIT: we were in a public park and I was a 16 year old with a
rapidly approaching curfew. I didn't expect him to whip it out but I wanted him
to have it in mind. I did end up delivering, but not before trying to be coy
one last time and being completely straightforward the third time.

15. He would rather poop

After a conversation with my boyfriend
about not being obvious enough when trying to initiate sex, I decided to entice
him by posing naked on the corner of the bed and seductively whispering
"Hey, you" as he walked in the room.

His reaction? He walks in the room, gives me a bro nod, and
says, "Hey, babe! I gotta poop."

We did NOT end up having sex that night.

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